haoming

a dilf, usually an MVP in one field.

Haoming gives off such dilf vibes.

by ywy3lover June 8, 2021

Haoming

All people named Haoming are incredible at everything and excel at everything they do.

dam Haoming is so darn awesome, I really wish I can do his homework.

by domyhwplz November 1, 2019

Hamming Out

When the loser of an "All-In" online poker hand has a one word text outburst like "Fu$k", "River" or "Bye" as he is eliminated from the game.

Once Ham loses this All-In I'm looking forward to his Hamming Out message in dispair to those remaining at the table.

by WC_WEB July 8, 2020

Hamming Out

To drink to the point of intoxication where one starts awkwardly over-sharing their emotional issues in a public setting or via social media.

"Hey mate, stop hamming out and come back to the party"

"Man, Matt's really hamming out tonight"

"Did you see Tony's status update? Dude's totally hamming out"

by Yeah Bear December 3, 2011

Hamming

Acting excessively silly, or wildly exaggerating a stereotype for fun hamming it up

Did you see the girls with the bachelorette party? Oh, the ones at the bar wearing feather boas, smoking cigars, and drinking blowjob shots? Yeah, they were totally hamming it up for the camera.

by Zaunliebende Südstaatler March 21, 2015

Homing Nut

When you nut and it follows the direction where the pussy is headed

Girl, my Cum bout to go Homing nut.

by Protito July 14, 2019

Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.

A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'

by funkiermunky January 27, 2012