HAOI

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Highly Active Online Involvement.

Referring to the action of openly stalking others on social media, liking and/or commenting on every post they upload.

Can either be done by constantly following every recent thing a person does, or by going through all of their old posts and telling them about it.

People who do this have been referred to as Facebook-rashes or Instagram-fleas.

A: *updates status on Facebook*
B: *likes status 2 seconds later*
A: Stalker...
B: It's not stalking, it's HAOI..!

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X: Nice photo you uploaded, back in 2009!

Y: Dude, do you stalk me?
X: No, I HAOI you.

Y: Creep...

HAOI by lrx_stra November 29, 2015

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Haoi

Hen yaoi, a.k.a. hen sex.

Hi, I'm a chicken and I'm gonna have sex with this other chicken, although chickens don't have sex. That's called Haoi.

Haoi by Commander Weenie April 6, 2011

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Jerry was a loner nobody liked him, he was haoiet

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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