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When you're gone off that Hank juice, or drunk off some Captain's and are at high energy, somewhat comparable to being Hyphy or Crunk.
"Eh, you want some more of that Hank juice?"
"Nah, I'm already hankin'!!!"
Hankin' by BSaari June 24, 2009
Masterbating over a picture of someone you hate.
It is widely believed that this technique embues the wanker with superior wrist action.

Also it is believed that this technique increases torque in the elbow
"I had such a viscious hankin' session over a picture of Adolf Hitler earlier I broke my arm."
Hankin' by Tommy Hanks May 8, 2009

Hankin your Schrader 

When you hank your schrader, Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad appears and eats EDP445.
From a Hank Schrader Cameo | "MrBeast from Fortnite will slide his horse meat ding dong into your sussy bussy,you know what I'm saying? Now, I know you’ve been Hankin your Schrader to cupcakes, till your left leg goes numb."

hankin' it 

when you jack off on a girls tits and scream IMMMMMMM THHHHHHHHEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMANNNNNNNNNNN
hankin' it IMMMMMMMMMMM THHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMANNNNNNNNNNnn
hankin' it by bigmoneyballastuff November 20, 2010

It’s hankin time, baby!

When it is time for the boys to get up to some mischievous activities and plundering.
Glen: My boy, are you ready to do some plundering?
Bob: Oh you bet I am!
Glen: It’s hankin time, baby!

Polish Hankie 

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.
I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.
Polish Hankie by will bitten September 30, 2016