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Masterbating over a picture of someone you hate.
It is widely believed that this technique embues the wanker with superior wrist action.

Also it is believed that this technique increases torque in the elbow
"I had such a viscious hankin' session over a picture of Adolf Hitler earlier I broke my arm."
Hankin' by Tommy Hanks May 8, 2009
When you can supply the demand and consistently turn a profit.
My t shirt business is Hankin.

Hankin is another word for hustling or getting a lot of money. The word deriving from hoods in Dayton, Ohio.
Hankin by Mr. Jus Git It May 21, 2023

Hankin your Schrader 

When you hank your schrader, Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad appears and eats EDP445.
From a Hank Schrader Cameo | "MrBeast from Fortnite will slide his horse meat ding dong into your sussy bussy,you know what I'm saying? Now, I know you’ve been Hankin your Schrader to cupcakes, till your left leg goes numb."

hankin' it 

when you jack off on a girls tits and scream IMMMMMMM THHHHHHHHEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMANNNNNNNNNNN
hankin' it IMMMMMMMMMMM THHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMANNNNNNNNNNnn
hankin' it by bigmoneyballastuff November 20, 2010

It’s hankin time, baby!

When it is time for the boys to get up to some mischievous activities and plundering.
Glen: My boy, are you ready to do some plundering?
Bob: Oh you bet I am!
Glen: It’s hankin time, baby!

Polish Hankie 

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.
I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.
Polish Hankie by will bitten September 30, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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