Noun. {han-dee-tee, handy-tee} Relating to the object your t-shirt becomes when cleaning up man juice after taking matters into your own hands; often used in the absence of tube socks and Kleenexes.
Nora: "So after you jack-a-lacked when we had phone sex last night, what did you use for the mess!?"
Gil: "Funny you'd ask, there was nothing around so I had to go with the handyt!"
Gil: "Funny you'd ask, there was nothing around so I had to go with the handyt!"
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Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.
Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!
He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!
He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
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Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!
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It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.
Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.
This is generally done in one fluid move.
Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.
It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.
Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.
This is generally done in one fluid move.
Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.
Example:
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.
Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.
Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!
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