handyt 

Noun. {han-dee-tee, handy-tee} Relating to the object your t-shirt becomes when cleaning up man juice after taking matters into your own hands; often used in the absence of tube socks and Kleenexes.

Nora: "So after you jack-a-lacked when we had phone sex last night, what did you use for the mess!?"
Gil: "Funny you'd ask, there was nothing around so I had to go with the handyt!"

handyt by Gil McBrady July 27, 2007

Come in Handy 

An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.

Don’t chuck it out, it may come in handy.

Come in Handy by AKACroatalin October 9, 2016

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

California Handstand 

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California

Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

California Handstand by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011

Handy Johnson 

Another term for a hand-job

My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson

Handy Johnson by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Happy Handy 

An Irish adaptation of the American high-5.

It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.

Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.

This is generally done in one fluid move.

Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.

Example:
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.

Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!

Happy Handy by cianmo June 29, 2011

have handy 

(noun) Something useful that a person keeps nearby to access when needed.

The guidebook was a great have handy during my last trip to France.

have handy by n30e September 13, 2018