Handytard 

The token retarded person found in almost all businees. They are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. You will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. They usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there Mom.

The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.

Handytard by Rich Borge September 9, 2006

California Handstand 

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California

Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

California Handstand by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011

happytard 

A pejorative nickname for someone who goes around being so chipper and upbeat, even ecstatic at times, that it comes across as a deficit.

I don’t know if it is chemically Induced or not but that woman is quite simply a straight up happytard.

happytard by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

Handstanderbate 

V. the act of masturbating while doing a handstand

Dude, last night i handstanderbated!

Handstanderbate by xoval January 19, 2011

Handstands 

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.

student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?

Handstands by Student at EVHS October 21, 2009

Handtarded 

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

Handtarded by Pupling December 2, 2011

Handstand Honcho 

When a guy gets dome while doing a handstand.

Holy Shit! That girl's blowing a guy that's doing a handstand... He's a fuckin' Handstand Honcho!

Handstand Honcho by Seamus O'Reid February 29, 2008