The token retarded person found in almost all businees. They are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. You will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. They usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there Mom.
The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.
by Rich Borge September 9, 2006
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Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!
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A pejorative nickname for someone who goes around being so chipper and upbeat, even ecstatic at times, that it comes across as a deficit.
I don’t know if it is chemically Induced or not but that woman is quite simply a straight up happytard.
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by xoval January 19, 2011
Get the Handstanderbate mug.The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.
student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?
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