Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

by Kelly June 16, 2006

Jorts

Jeans that have now become shorts...hence jeans+shorts=jorts

Daaamn son, those are some nice jorts.

by iismokerocks September 01, 2010

Jorts

Accepted nickname of New York Knicks and former Kentucky Wildcats basketball player Josh Harrellson. The nickname was coined by Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio. Josh Harrellson is very fond of jean shorts (jorts) and openly embraces the nickname.

Jorts had a really good game last night. He rebounded and shot the 3 really well.

by Waitin' on 8 January 13, 2012

Jorts

Jean Shorts. The two words combined make Jorts. They are usually worn by kids, or by your crazy moustached uncle who likes to wrestle with you.

Jacob wore his jorts so he could wrestle with his nephew.

by TheFiend138 April 21, 2015

Jorts

Jean shorts: Fashion disaster.

Scott wore a pair of jorts to squirrel fest.

by Scott Wernsman August 24, 2009

Jorts

Jean Shorts worn by university of Georgia fans at the annual Florida vs Georgia game.

Did you see those ugly ass jorts that guy had on?
Yea I did, he is one of those dawg fans

by therealest292 October 15, 2011

Jorts

The basic lower garment of the truly hardcore, Jorts are jeans, usually tight fitting, cut off at roughly the knee and allowed to fray, thus adding to the hardcore look.

That kids jorts are so metal, he must be a BAMF.

by j.fiotz1 May 11, 2009