handfancy

Slang for "hand job."

Jason gave Dan a handfancy.

by chodaranger May 20, 2014

handnanny

A non-gendered term for masturbation.

"I couldn't get any poonanny tonight but at least I can get unlimited handnanny."

"Wow, I am sore from all that handnanny I got"

"Boohoohoo I'm so lonely that I now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny."

by handninny January 25, 2013

Handyandy

when a man is very handy with his hands

Handyandy- wife called him handy for a reason

by Dixsoutforharambe August 19, 2016

handancing

It’s the type of dance people do by standing in one position but using their hands obsessively to the music.

John tries to own the dance floor but all he’s doing is handancing.

by StotheG December 11, 2020

Hoodfancy

Used to describe something that is simultaneously extremely high-brow and ridiculously ghetto.

You muhfuckas got a limo... and then you went to Waffle House? thafuck? That is so Hoodfancy.

by DoctorofRock May 20, 2021

Handfanning

When someone thinks their own attractiveness is at a high level, while it's really not.

"Look at that monstrous being."

"She thinks she can get anyone, she's totally handfanning though."

by LMo21 October 10, 2013

Handface

An action of slapping oneself upon the forehead with an open palm in annoyance or exhaust; frequently used in internet conversations. Similar to Palmface.

And then I was all, *handface*.

How stupid was that? I was just, *handface*.

Handfacers Anonymous: All Emos Welcome!

by Helay March 16, 2008