handnanny 

A non-gendered term for masturbation.

"I couldn't get any poonanny tonight but at least I can get unlimited handnanny."

"Wow, I am sore from all that handnanny I got"

"Boohoohoo I'm so lonely that I now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny."

handnanny by handninny January 25, 2013

handcannon 

huge pistol of some sort I.E. .44 mag, .454 casull, .50AE, .500 S&W

guy #1: check this piece out

guy#2: holy shit that things a fucking handcannon!!

handcannon by carlbittner March 26, 2009

Handyandy 

when a man is very handy with his hands

Handyandy- wife called him handy for a reason

Handyandy by Dixsoutforharambe August 19, 2016

Handnazeyezaner 

How some people pronounce the word “Hand Sanitizer”.

Matt heard kincaid say do you need any handnazeyezaner he said yes because he knew he was talking about hand sanitizer.

Handnazeyezaner by FoundationOfMispronouncedWords May 30, 2018

handfancy

Slang for "hand job."

Jason gave Dan a handfancy.

handfancy by chodaranger May 20, 2014

Hebrew Handcannon 

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.

Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!

Hebrew Handcannon by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

Handfanning 

When someone thinks their own attractiveness is at a high level, while it's really not.

"Look at that monstrous being."

"She thinks she can get anyone, she's totally handfanning though."

Handfanning by LMo21 October 10, 2013