Handfanning

When someone thinks their own attractiveness is at a high level, while it's really not.

"Look at that monstrous being."

"She thinks she can get anyone, she's totally handfanning though."

by LMo21 October 10, 2013

Handymanning

The act of intentionally being naked or partially naked when a handyman or tradesperson arrives in order to seduce them.

"I'm handymanning the hot solar guy today when he comes later. I'm going to be sunbathing naked and see what happens"

by Hotforhandyman May 10, 2023

handfarting

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.

His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Handfasting

1. A Pagan celebration of a marriage. Often popular among Wiccan communities.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.

1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.

by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009

Hand Fanning

Flashing and flaunting ones hands with fingers spread wide and palms facing inward in an exaggerated and embarrassingly shallow effort to draw attention to ones finger nails.

Don’t be hand fanning those Dollar Store press on nails in my face. These are the real deal! (hand fan) flash and click!

by South Side Shizzy April 27, 2020

Handfasting

Abstaining from masterbation.

Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”

John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”

by I ate all the quiche. December 26, 2018

handancing

It’s the type of dance people do by standing in one position but using their hands obsessively to the music.

John tries to own the dance floor but all he’s doing is handancing.

by StotheG December 11, 2020