handbrrger 

delicious scrumptious yumy delicious yumy

person 1: yo did you see that
person 2: yes! that handbrrger lookin so handbrrrger rnrnr!

handbrrger by dripelboeberger March 29, 2021

handurgers 

Handergers noun
A swear one uses when a friend is being a butt faced nazi pirate

My friends are being handurgers

handurgers by Belly button lint boy September 27, 2013

Handbagger Helper 

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

Handbagger Helper by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

handburger 

a burger composed of two buns sandwiching a human hand, best served with dr pepper

Tyson: handburger
Olivia: I want to have handburgers for dinner!
Tyson: me too, make sure you bring the dr pep

handburger by handburger May 8, 2020

Handburger 

A handburger is a culinary masterpiece made from the shredded remains of an animal, crafted by a man with only the implements God has given him. It is the Ultimate Man's meal: a chunk of meat, inlaid with whatever he deems necessary, shaped however he pleases, and seared over the hot coals burning in his soul.

Serve it on a bun or directly by hand.

Frozen hamburgers? We only eat handburgers, here.

Handburger by Zuca May 12, 2011

handbanger 

Any loser who goes into a chat room with the intent of jerking off to those who chat with them in the room on a daily basis.

"Lol, that anon who just joined is definitely a handbanger. Just look at that username, how lame..."

handbanger by HiSpdMgcnLady June 7, 2018

handburger 

An act of foreplay, conducted during sexual intercourse, whereby one of the love makers inserts their fist into the other's rectum whilst they defecate.

Dude, we totally made a handburger and she like ate it down like a good gran'ma.

handburger by Pip September 5, 2003