Hand-Burgler 

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.

Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!

Hand-Burgler by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger 

A special burger that comes on an everything bagel

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger, you should try it!"

The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

handburglar helper 

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.

handburglar helper by Morlun July 26, 2008

handburger 

a burger composed of two buns sandwiching a human hand, best served with dr pepper

Tyson: handburger
Olivia: I want to have handburgers for dinner!
Tyson: me too, make sure you bring the dr pep

handburger by handburger May 8, 2020

Handburger 

A handburger is a culinary masterpiece made from the shredded remains of an animal, crafted by a man with only the implements God has given him. It is the Ultimate Man's meal: a chunk of meat, inlaid with whatever he deems necessary, shaped however he pleases, and seared over the hot coals burning in his soul.

Serve it on a bun or directly by hand.

Frozen hamburgers? We only eat handburgers, here.

Handburger by Zuca May 12, 2011

handburger 

An act of foreplay, conducted during sexual intercourse, whereby one of the love makers inserts their fist into the other's rectum whilst they defecate.

Dude, we totally made a handburger and she like ate it down like a good gran'ma.

handburger by Pip September 5, 2003

Handburger 

The act of shaping an erict penis into a Patty then using ur left as the bun and inserting it into anothers orifice

I took my tinder date to Burger King just to find out she was vegan. I offered her a handburger instead and she took the whole thing.

Handburger by Dr.Yroc December 25, 2017