handburger

a burger composed of two buns sandwiching a human hand, best served with dr pepper

Tyson: handburger
Olivia: I want to have handburgers for dinner!
Tyson: me too, make sure you bring the dr pep

by handburger May 8, 2020

Handburger

A handburger is a culinary masterpiece made from the shredded remains of an animal, crafted by a man with only the implements God has given him. It is the Ultimate Man's meal: a chunk of meat, inlaid with whatever he deems necessary, shaped however he pleases, and seared over the hot coals burning in his soul.

Serve it on a bun or directly by hand.

Frozen hamburgers? We only eat handburgers, here.

by Zuca May 12, 2011

handburger

An act of foreplay, conducted during sexual intercourse, whereby one of the love makers inserts their fist into the other's rectum whilst they defecate.

Dude, we totally made a handburger and she like ate it down like a good gran'ma.

by Pip September 5, 2003

Handburger

The act of shaping an erict penis into a Patty then using ur left as the bun and inserting it into anothers orifice

I took my tinder date to Burger King just to find out she was vegan. I offered her a handburger instead and she took the whole thing.

by Dr.Yroc December 25, 2017

Hamburger and Sprite

A line used several times by Jhope of BTS when talking about his favourite food in America.

"Find yourself a man who loves you like Hoseok loves hamburger and sprite"

"This is MY hamburger and sprite"

by FlameDragonARMY June 12, 2018

chinese hamburger

When two chinese people get on either side of a black person making a hamburger

Last night we made a Chinese hamburger in bed

by Mmmmsrxy March 23, 2017

hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper

The ancient chant to summoning Ronald McDonald, usually accompanied by a dance ritual.

Friend One: "Hey man, what do you want?"
Friend Two: Umm, can I get a.. .. .. hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper....."
Friend One: "DAN SNAP OUT OF IT!!"
Friend Three: "RONALD HAS HIM AGAIN!"
Friend Two: hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper.."

by Icantfindmypick April 26, 2021