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Handergers noun
A swear one uses when a friend is being a butt faced nazi pirate

My friends are being handurgers

handurgers by Belly button lint boy September 27, 2013

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oh hamburgers!

oh hamburgers is said by butters in south park

kyle: holy shit dude!
stan: no way.
butters: oh hamburgers!

oh hamburgers! by mmmkitty713 November 7, 2009

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Hamburgers

The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Hamburgers by Royale With Cheese July 31, 2007

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handburger

a burger composed of two buns sandwiching a human hand, best served with dr pepper

Tyson: handburger
Olivia: I want to have handburgers for dinner!
Tyson: me too, make sure you bring the dr pep

handburger by handburger May 8, 2020

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Hamburgers

Hamburgers is a slang term for marijuana.

Hippy - "Hey, you wanna go cook up some hamburgers?"
Everyone - "Fuck yeah"

Hamburgers by Hippy Lito June 28, 2009

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Floppy HamBurgers

Where a girls boobs are so big and saggy a triple Z would be too small.

Guy1: DAMN! Look at those Floppy Hamburgers.
Guy2: HOLY! I'd hate to be seen with that!!

Floppy HamBurgers by __/|\__ April 11, 2012

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Handburger

A handburger is a culinary masterpiece made from the shredded remains of an animal, crafted by a man with only the implements God has given him. It is the Ultimate Man's meal: a chunk of meat, inlaid with whatever he deems necessary, shaped however he pleases, and seared over the hot coals burning in his soul.

Serve it on a bun or directly by hand.

Frozen hamburgers? We only eat handburgers, here.

Handburger by Zuca May 12, 2011

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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