hanche 

An organism that scientists in Madagascar recently discovered and it has the power to heal things super quickly. They mostly only did studies on fresh water perch but it healed their wounds very quickly. So they decided to start trying it on humans. The only issue was that when it was applied your skin turned like this faint red and never left. So they’re trying to now adapt hanche so that you don’t turn red but can stay the same. So we are trying to use some hanche so that we can become red.

My mother abdanoned me in a Denny’s parking lot with a man named Clarence and all they fed me was a HANCHEEEE.

hanche by chesiremydude March 9, 2018

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing

A sport of good aim, usually thrown at a tree or fence. Fun & it takes Skill to do this.

I'm pretty good at knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing, I get 8 out of 10 spot on!

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing by Starchylde May 28, 2016

mother huncher 

the same thing as a mother fucker; a censored way to say mother fucker

Turn that music up and be quiet you mother huncher.

mother huncher by ttexas March 20, 2011

Hinched 

To fuck stuff up, to ruin or fuck about with, tend up-scale

‘ I have hinched this perfectly good wooden mirror by making it shoddy shit’

Hinched by I.love.it August 31, 2021

hunched run 

While in a drunken state, staring at the ground while running. Complete turnoff and dead give away to being drunk.

Tits: Why the hell's he running like that.
A-Dawg: He's completely wasted; that's his hunched run.
Tits: Tron.

hunched run by G-Stanky October 18, 2011

hatchet wound

A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I told that bitch if she didn't like it, she could lick my blood hatchet-wound!

hatchet wound by T. J. October 30, 2003

jackrabbit haunches 

The loin and upper thigh of the wild desert hare. A favorite dish of Roger and Virginia Clarvin and Barbara Hernandez.

After a supper of jackrabbit haunches, we laid out beneath the stars.

jackrabbit haunches by deehenny January 22, 2011