Hinched

To fuck stuff up, to ruin or fuck about with, tend up-scale

‘ I have hinched this perfectly good wooden mirror by making it shoddy shit’

by I.love.it August 31, 2021

hunched run

While in a drunken state, staring at the ground while running. Complete turnoff and dead give away to being drunk.

Tits: Why the hell's he running like that.
A-Dawg: He's completely wasted; that's his hunched run.
Tits: Tron.

by G-Stanky October 18, 2011

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

hitched

to get married; or already married

We are getting hitched.

by marcuss April 26, 2006

cross hitched

When u are simultaneously drunk and high

Yo last night at the party's i was so cross hitched is most hooked up with my ex

by Longestyeahboiever August 14, 2017

hitched

to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck

"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."

by fillbaybay November 16, 2010

hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.

when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.

by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009