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The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

hamsterspan by Frankie_G May 23, 2008

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hamsterpants

When someone only passingly familiar with modern English and the word "happenstance" is presented with a situation that is so coincidental, it's as if a higher power has ordained that it should be so.

When a juror finds a perfectly organic way to reference the movie "So I Married An Axe Murderer" during sequestering, and then it turns out he has a portable dvd player and copy of the movie under the table. Juror #1: "This opportunity is way to hamsterpants to pass up."

hamsterpants by Juror #1 March 25, 2009

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Hamsterslam

When your friend or roommate is laying the pipe and it sounds more like a hamster furiously spinning its wheel than a trip to slamsterdam.

"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"

Hamsterslam by LPawnShopL March 22, 2010

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hamsterdance

To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.

Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.

"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"

hamsterdance by Carrite March 16, 2009

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hamsterpenis

a penis as small as a hamster's penis

When I took off my pants she laughed at my shit, and shouted, "Its so small!" then called me hamsterpenis.

hamsterpenis by fuckface December 10, 2003

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Hamstershaver

A strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. Has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. Choice of hosts are typically semi-retarded fat chicks with ample breasts. Never found in the vaginal orifices.

Algernon is a hamstershaver.

Hamstershaver by CM April 14, 2004

hamstershaver

Chubby chaser. Plumper lover. Anti kitty licker. Jedi master of karma whoring. All knowing karma master. One that has sexual intercourse in two minutes or less

Hammy is a karma whore.

hamstershaver by hs February 11, 2005

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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