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hamstershake 

tiktok user by the name of hamstershake
A: “Dude, did you see hamstershake’s new post?”
B: “Yeah man, she rocks!”
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Hamstershaver 

A strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. Has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. Choice of hosts are typically semi-retarded fat chicks with ample breasts. Never found in the vaginal orifices.
Algernon is a hamstershaver.
Hamstershaver by CM April 14, 2004

hamstershaver 

Chubby chaser. Plumper lover. Anti kitty licker. Jedi master of karma whoring. All knowing karma master. One that has sexual intercourse in two minutes or less
hamstershaver by hs February 11, 2005

Hamstershacking 

To go out and get insanely drunk at your local bar/dive.
Guy 1: Where is your sister?

Guy 2: Oh, don't worry about her, she went hamstershacking last night and won't be resurfacing for a while...
Hamstershacking by Mil.Friendly November 15, 2011

Hamstershack

Local bar and/or dive in which you spend countless hours getting incredibly drunk.
Man: Wow! You look like death today.

Woman: I know, I was at the Hamstershack last night...
Hamstershack by Mil.Friendly November 15, 2011

hamstershaver 

One who has Hamsters.

more than one hammster.

The One With hammsters.ie Hammster haver
Look Mummy at the Hamster Rangler.

Mummy:""Indeed...he Is a Hamster Haver."
hamstershaver by CFZB March 29, 2005

hamstershaver 

1.Master and Commander of the Jedi Council; Bisexual and proud of it; gay and lesbian tolerance teacher to young padawans.
2. One who Purchases karma.
1. Hammy® leads the underground order of the EF JEDI; molests his young Padawan ironically enough named Spongebob.
2. 100,000k to 140,000k over night.
hamstershaver by johnnny March 29, 2005
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