Hammerspank
When u do a jackhammer power and motion on someone's rear or when you take a ring pop and get it stuck in the cheek while spanking them with a pimp
Hammerspank by Shady al July 30, 2017
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hammerspace
The infinite amount of space within something in which items are stored. Inventories in video games are a prime example, as the character is somehow able to hold a metric fuckton of stuff without any sign of even a bag on him.
Guy 1: "Dude, 500 pokéballs?! How do you even fit all of that in one pocket?!"
Guy 2: "It's a hammerspace backpack, bro."
Guy 2: "It's a hammerspace backpack, bro."
hammerspace by Czar Derpovichskilienko March 30, 2010
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hammerspace
1. The place where hammers live. Often an unseen, extradimensioal space just big enough to store one large wooden mallet, used to hit perverts over the head. From anime.
2. Any such hidden location where an object, usually violent in nature, comes from unexpectedly
2. Any such hidden location where an object, usually violent in nature, comes from unexpectedly
1. "Did you see Akane? Kuno was getting gropy and then out of hammerspace he got whacked on the head by her mallet."
2. "These action movies are too unrealistic--everyone has hammerspace."
2. "These action movies are too unrealistic--everyone has hammerspace."
hammerspace by Akhenaten April 8, 2003
Hammerpants
A traditional garb of impalpable masters of ceremony in the late 20th century. Often renounced when not worn as a novelty.
Hammerpants by Ketrinon November 20, 2009
hammerspacetime
The combination of hammerspace and hammertime as predicted by Albert Einstein. As a neologism it almost makes no sense.
"Wow, placing this Tumble Time Tigger next to this Amy Rose figurine warps quite a bit of hammerspacetime."
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?"
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?"
hammerspacetime by Vitriol July 22, 2006
Hammer spank
When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the power of 1000 hurricanes which knocks the hammer spanked unconscious allowing you to do what you want with their body.
Hammer spank by Isaac fucked storm June 3, 2018
hammerstank
Paul: Tony, I just ripped ass in Gordon's face!
Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!
Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!
hammerstank by Paul Norris June 4, 2007
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