Hamsterslam

When your friend or roommate is laying the pipe and it sounds more like a hamster furiously spinning its wheel than a trip to slamsterdam.

"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"

by LPawnShopL March 22, 2010

Hamsterslam

The act of shooting a live hamster, ( without harming it) into the anus of your partner with a homemade potato gun. For just plain fun, or for slightly abnormal sexual desires.

Man we were so bored last night we just started paying people five bucks to let us hamsterslam them for entertainment. Boy were they surprised to learn what it was, but we didn't let them back out cuz a commitment should be honored. We have values, and morals, and stuff bro.

by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020

hamsterdam

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hamsterdam until they shut the place down

by molson622 April 28, 2007

hamsterspan

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

by Frankie_G May 23, 2008

hamstercam

n. a slang term used as a substitute for 'colonoscopy'
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.

s. Bob went under this afternoon to get hamstercammed by that creepy doctor with the spam hands...guess that's why he can't sit properly.

by Art Terry February 14, 2009

Hamsterdam

A place where Hamsters live, work, play and it's also where Hamsters come from.

I'll be taking the train to Hamsterdam this afternoon.

by TheraPetAndy May 14, 2018

Hamstershaver

A strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. Has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. Choice of hosts are typically semi-retarded fat chicks with ample breasts. Never found in the vaginal orifices.

Algernon is a hamstershaver.

by CM April 14, 2004