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when hamon isnt on

my hamon is hamoff, jonathan quick B R E A T H

hamoff by adhfgsdhhgfgh October 7, 2020

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hazoffies

the best groupchat on stan twitter. specifically, one direction twt. made up of larries who do their research and have read the masterpost. all members are in fact twarriephobic.

did you see what the hazoffies just posted to their account?

yeah, i wish i could be in a groupchat as cool as the hazoffies

hazoffies by fucktwarries January 18, 2021

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Ham off • Hamouflage • Homoffice • HAGOFF/H.A.G.O.F.F. • hamaffin • HAMFF • hamoflauge • Hamonfag • hazoffies • Had Off

Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

Ham off by stare November 6, 2011

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Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

Ham off by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008

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Hadoff

Used instead of 'Ripped' or 'Merked'

You said you were better than me, i beat you, HADOFF!

Hadoff by Mikey Rigby December 23, 2008

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Homoffice

An office where gay people work

It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic

Homoffice by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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hamoflauge

When a chick hides any imperfections she has by surrounding herself with fat, and or ugly friends(aka hams).

"Dude that one chick by the big girl is so fine."
"Look at the group she's with, she's using hamoflauge"

hamoflauge by DPCalg1989 March 15, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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