hamoff

when hamon isnt on

my hamon is hamoff, jonathan quick B R E A T H

by adhfgsdhhgfgh October 7, 2020

hazoffies

the best groupchat on stan twitter. specifically, one direction twt. made up of larries who do their research and have read the masterpost. all members are in fact twarriephobic.

did you see what the hazoffies just posted to their account?

yeah, i wish i could be in a groupchat as cool as the hazoffies

by fucktwarries January 18, 2021

Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

by stare November 6, 2011

Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008

Hadoff

Used instead of 'Ripped' or 'Merked'

You said you were better than me, i beat you, HADOFF!

by Mikey Rigby December 23, 2008

Homoffice

An office where gay people work

It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

hamoflauge

When a chick hides any imperfections she has by surrounding herself with fat, and or ugly friends(aka hams).

"Dude that one chick by the big girl is so fine."
"Look at the group she's with, she's using hamoflauge"

by DPCalg1989 March 15, 2015