hazoffies 

the best groupchat on stan twitter. specifically, one direction twt. made up of larries who do their research and have read the masterpost. all members are in fact twarriephobic.

did you see what the hazoffies just posted to their account?

yeah, i wish i could be in a groupchat as cool as the hazoffies

hazoffies by fucktwarries January 18, 2021

Hoffies 

Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.

Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond

Hoffies by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013

hoffies 

To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick

Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies

hoffies by xfit blokes April 29, 2014

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019