Hadoff 

Used instead of 'Ripped' or 'Merked'

You said you were better than me, i beat you, HADOFF!

Hadoff by Mikey Rigby December 23, 2008

Texas handoff

Where a teenage girl gives birth in a taco mayo bathroom, after giving birth she busts out of the bathroom and pitches the newborn like a football to the cashier and runs out of the door

Hayley did the Texas handoff and is having her trial now

Texas handoff by Lokig November 5, 2018

hazoffies 

the best groupchat on stan twitter. specifically, one direction twt. made up of larries who do their research and have read the masterpost. all members are in fact twarriephobic.

did you see what the hazoffies just posted to their account?

yeah, i wish i could be in a groupchat as cool as the hazoffies

hazoffies by fucktwarries January 18, 2021

Fast Food Handoff 

Wait for a car to order a bunch of food at a drive-thru restaurant

Watch the car pull around to the window and wait for the cashier to hand the food bag out the window

While the bag is being exchanged you run inbetween the car and the window, snatch the bag, and run to a secret hiding spot where you can enjoy your ganked food

This can be done with no harm to a stranger as the car's order will be remade for them. It can also be done in league with a friend as you can select exactly what food you want and have that order doubled (but you have to act surprised or pisst in the car; and maybe have the passenger get out and chase the thief to make it seem believable)

Remember, many drive-thrus have cameras so its suggested to conceal your identity with a mask of some sort; the HAMBURGLAR costume will suffice

Driver: What the FUCK?! Freak just Stole my food!

Cashier: No, thats the Hamburglar, He does a fast food handoff here every now and then, we'll have to remake your order.

ganked pisst hamburglar fast food handoff

Fast Food Handoff by Blarger.boy August 5, 2009

fake handoff 

During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.

Sally didn't see that fake handoff coming.

fake handoff by L. Keen September 21, 2003

hershey handoff 

A gay sex act similar to the space dock, where one guys fills in the drilled out bunghole of the other guy with his fresh steamy turds.

Gary felt guilty for mining out Franks ass so deep, so he gave him the old hershey handoff.

hershey handoff by angry greg March 13, 2011

lebanese handoff

This term is defined in several steps.
1. To flick the anal orifice until it winks at you to communicate that the procedure is "OK" with the female
2. Then proceed to engage in anal sex with the female
3. Afterwards proceed to turn around so that you are anus to anus with the female and defecate into the female's rectum
4. Lastly, proceed to mold the feces into the hole of the females rectum so that the exchange is clean.

Hey Lindsay me and Mike just finished our super burritos with extra hot sauce, I thought that we could watch Dave Matthews live and then take turns in giving you lebanese handoffs.

lebanese handoff by mr beaster November 6, 2009