Definitions by stare

surprise pickle 

1. When a guy cums in your mouth and it tastes surprisingly like pickle juice.

2. When you reach into a bag of food and find a juicy surprise pickle at the bottom.

1. "I was craving something salty so I let Bob give me a surprise pickle to satisfy my craving"

2. "I can't believe that restaurant didn't surprise pickle me. I'm never going back!"

surprise pickle by Stare July 23, 2014

Ham off 

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

Ham off by stare November 6, 2011