verb (used without object)
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.

noun
one who hamhowers;

what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"

Gene: Bbryan, wherya goin to college?? TCNJ hazza best math ed program around. You think Rutgers dammuch better? I'm tellin ya-
All: Damn it, Gene, stop hamhowering again!

hamhower by speshy March 14, 2019

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Harhoe

A common term for a person who is easily offended when people take his/her fries. Often found in the anger management confinement unit, waving it's arms and yelling, "Harhoe! Harhoe! They keep calling me Harhoe." Common responses to most questions from this strange hemaphroditic creature are "I don't care anymore!" or "It doesn't matter to me!" Is known for being more pungent smelling than a skunks spray. Also has a record on the mile run of 15:23.

WARNING: Direct contact with skin will result in immediate fungul infections. If spotted, contact Animal Control immediately and seek shelter.

That harhoe just threw its fries at me!

OMG! Get the phone! It's a HARHOE!!!

Dude, take a shower, you smell like a harhoe!

Harhoe by alksdjlkasjdfk April 7, 2010

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Hamhock

The soft, jiggly, meaty part of a womans thighs. Usually observed on an Big Beautiful Woman or BBW for short.

1.) Fabio gently kissed her hamhocks while slowly, making his way up to her clitoris, before ravaging her with his erect penis.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.

Hamhock by shemakesgoodsammichs October 22, 2013

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hamhobbles in a knobbywocket

The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.

a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.

b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.

c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!

hamhobbles in a knobbywocket by Alissa January 1, 2005

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hamhock

Any appendage of an over weight person.

Damn, move your fucken hamhock so I can get up.

hamhock by spokes1124 March 2, 2004

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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