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hamhoe

a big booty hoe with tha yaammmsss😩 usually ebony brown or lightskin
big booty hamhoe bouncin on ma shi like a trampoline
by wellfuckmetotears November 19, 2023
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Hamhead

A man whose fivehead joins with his ass crack.
Wow that man is so bald.

That's Hamhead.
by Wodderwick December 25, 2022
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hamhower

verb (used without object)
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.

noun
one who hamhowers;

what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"
Gene: Bbryan, wherya goin to college?? TCNJ hazza best math ed program around. You think Rutgers dammuch better? I'm tellin ya-
All: Damn it, Gene, stop hamhowering again!
by speshy March 14, 2019
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Harhoe

A common term for a person who is easily offended when people take his/her fries. Often found in the anger management confinement unit, waving it's arms and yelling, "Harhoe! Harhoe! They keep calling me Harhoe." Common responses to most questions from this strange hemaphroditic creature are "I don't care anymore!" or "It doesn't matter to me!" Is known for being more pungent smelling than a skunks spray. Also has a record on the mile run of 15:23.

WARNING: Direct contact with skin will result in immediate fungul infections. If spotted, contact Animal Control immediately and seek shelter.
That harhoe just threw its fries at me!

OMG! Get the phone! It's a HARHOE!!!

Dude, take a shower, you smell like a harhoe!
by alksdjlkasjdfk April 7, 2010
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Hamhock

The soft, jiggly, meaty part of a womans thighs. Usually observed on an Big Beautiful Woman or BBW for short.
1.) Fabio gently kissed her hamhocks while slowly, making his way up to her clitoris, before ravaging her with his erect penis.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.
by shemakesgoodsammichs October 22, 2013
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hamhobbles in a knobbywocket

The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.
a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.

b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.

c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!
by Alissa January 1, 2005
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hamhock

Any appendage of an over weight person.
Damn, move your fucken hamhock so I can get up.
by spokes1124 March 2, 2004
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