hamhead

Someone who is just plain stupid.

"can you believe Jeremy thought a heifer was a chicken?"
"i know right, he's such a hamhead."

by lulu "p-dawg" trutit February 26, 2009

Hamhead

A man whose fivehead joins with his ass crack.

Wow that man is so bald.

That's Hamhead.

by Wodderwick December 25, 2022

HamHead

Harvey Price. A dribbling rubber-headed blind spastic.

Or anyone with mild spasticinia or spastosis

Well done Jordan, your son is a Hamhead

by David Mildspasticania July 8, 2010