hamhower

verb (used without object)
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.

noun
one who hamhowers;

what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"
Gene: Bbryan, wherya goin to college?? TCNJ hazza best math ed program around. You think Rutgers dammuch better? I'm tellin ya-
All: Damn it, Gene, stop hamhowering again!
by speshy March 14, 2019
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fearly

"fuckin early"

It also has further implications of there still being plenty of time to party.

Michelle: I can't stay and drink wit'chas.

Bayer: What the fuck? It's fearly!
by speshy May 03, 2007
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blow a bubble

To simulate a bubble gum bubble with the scrotum and a testicle.

To blow a bubble:
1. make a circle with your thumb and index finger, a little smaller than the size of a testicle
2. Pull some skin of the scrotum through the hole, so it hangs loose from the hole (be sure not to grab the testicle too)
3. With your other 3 fingers, slowly finesse the testicle through the hole utnil it pops completely through, filling the skin, resembling a bubble gum bubble.
Sorry I'm late for work I was blowing bubbles all morning in the shower.

I cut my sack shaving. Now I can't blow a bubble for a week.
by speshy May 04, 2007
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