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hamhocks by John Lennon February 3, 2004
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hamhocks by Fuck you HamHocks February 24, 2004
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roasted hamhocks
The vaginal lips of a female that have been severly beaten and over-cooked then blackened to a charbroiled crisp due to years of extensive abuse while trickin te track.
There go that nasty ass lunch lady from school. Ya " I heard her shit smells likes roasted hamhocks."
roasted hamhocks by ruffridin4247 January 8, 2010
Hamhock
The soft, jiggly, meaty part of a womans thighs. Usually observed on an Big Beautiful Woman or BBW for short.
1.) Fabio gently kissed her hamhocks while slowly, making his way up to her clitoris, before ravaging her with his erect penis.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.
Hamhock by shemakesgoodsammichs October 22, 2013
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