hamhog
"Ingrid the chillian slut enjoys a BIG BLACK JAMAICAN HAMHOG when shes drunk and or on a daily basis. "
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hamhower
verb (used without object)
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.
noun
one who hamhowers;
what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.
noun
one who hamhowers;
what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"
Hamrog
A pompous computer "expert" that has no real world experience. The following are traits of a hamrog:
They only relate to text book concepts and facts regardless of real world experience and practices.
They consider everyone else to be a moron or idiot if they do not see eye to eye on a subject or issue.
They possess traits similar to an asshole.
This person, in reality, knows very little but thinks they excel in their area of knowledge.
They only relate to text book concepts and facts regardless of real world experience and practices.
They consider everyone else to be a moron or idiot if they do not see eye to eye on a subject or issue.
They possess traits similar to an asshole.
This person, in reality, knows very little but thinks they excel in their area of knowledge.
Hamchog
The feral Hamchog is an endangered species native to the hills of Scotland. It is most commonly found nesting beneath the bows of pine trees on a bed of heather. First it takes great care flattening the heather surrounding its chosen tree before entering a state of semi hibernation. It is whilst in this lucid state that the Chog takes to mating with itself. The asexual Chog can spend days, even weeks seducing itself but this often fails to produce offspring. There is currently only one known true Hamchog in existence.
There is no documented proof of the Hamchog however it was last sighted springing through dense heathers on the 14/05/07 in the hills outside Abernethy, Scotland.
Hamchog by Hamchog enthusiast May 29, 2007
hamdog
"Fuck Trojans, I hamdog that shit."
"Sally forgot to take her birth control, so we just hamdogged all night long."
"I hamdogged Julia two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid she's carrying my meat spawn."
"Sally forgot to take her birth control, so we just hamdogged all night long."
"I hamdogged Julia two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid she's carrying my meat spawn."
hamdog by Jeff Shewer January 11, 2009
Hamhock
The soft, jiggly, meaty part of a womans thighs. Usually observed on an Big Beautiful Woman or BBW for short.
1.) Fabio gently kissed her hamhocks while slowly, making his way up to her clitoris, before ravaging her with his erect penis.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.
Hamhock by shemakesgoodsammichs October 22, 2013