hallaphobia 

fear of long hallways

word invented by caseoh

i dont wanna go in that hallway, its too long and i have HALLAPHOBIA

hallaphobia by asfegdbfjfj March 7, 2024

phallaphobia 

The fear if penises. Especially erect.

Grace couldn't have sex with her boyfriend Kenny because of her serious phallaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.

phallaphobia by duckiemelon November 30, 2013

Hitlaphobia 

The fear of being killed by men with mustaches

I would go to the nightclub but the bouncer gives me hitlaphobia

Hitlaphobia by Totally not a nazi October 31, 2017

hallophobia 

The fear of walking in hallways alone.

A 5 year old usually has hallophobia.

hallophobia by Mr. DFTBA February 3, 2014

Hillaphobia 

Fear of Hillary Clinton

Oh, crap now I have Hillaphobia. Don't let her be president.

Hillaphobia by Hillaphobia November 29, 2016

hublaphobia 

When your scared of taking a massive dump. Being scared that the shit will be so large it could tear the asshole. Constantly thinking that the shit may tear the hole open so much the hole could form its own mind and take control over the hole. The hole will spread all the way under the gooch to the ballsack. After it reaches the ballsack it starts to eat away at the ballsack. first the hole will eat all the hair away from the sack and then go in for the kill. When going in for the kill the hole starts starts to take the reminants of the shit and dab it on the sack. Thereford the nutrients that are left in the poop will help make the skin around the sack healthy. New pub skin is very tender and very vulnerable. As the new little dickens are growing, the hole eats away at the sack and devours all the skin until the balls physically drop from the sack. After the male cannot produce any sperm, but can fuck the bitches down at the club and wont pregnate them. Then after the balls fall out the man will want to go out for a nice cup of tea and crumpets

Dude I am so scared to poop!
Why man?
I dont want hublaphobia!
Dude oh man dude i'm scared of that shit
Yeah I know my mom got it!
What happened?!
Her dick fell off! and then died from being to fat!
She was fat?
Yeah man she ate like fuckin 40 million crumpets a day
fuckin gumby
I'm gunna go fuck a cow man
Okay peace bra

hublaphobia by Biggy Bird :) October 9, 2012

Haolephobia

A phobia only diagnosed to the locals in Hawaii is the fear of foreigners also known as haoles

Did you hear about grant? He got diagnosed with haolephobia.

Haolephobia by 808Ilickyou March 13, 2019