Hitlaphobia

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The fear of being killed by men with mustaches

I would go to the nightclub but the bouncer gives me hitlaphobia

Hitlaphobia by Totally not a nazi October 31, 2017

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Hixtaphobia

The fear of Jhope dropping his mixtape while you're either asleep, away from wifi, at work or at school. (Basically anything that keeps you away from SoundCloud LOL)

Hixtaphobia means I can't afford to sleep when there's a chance this mixtape will drop!

Hixtaphobia by ARMYthroughandthrough July 30, 2017

Related Words

Hitlaphobia • Hillaphobia • hallaphobia • Hetraphobia • Hixtaphobia • hublaphobia

Hillaphobia

Fear of Hillary Clinton

Oh, crap now I have Hillaphobia. Don't let her be president.

Hillaphobia by Hillaphobia November 29, 2016

hublaphobia

When your scared of taking a massive dump. Being scared that the shit will be so large it could tear the asshole. Constantly thinking that the shit may tear the hole open so much the hole could form its own mind and take control over the hole. The hole will spread all the way under the gooch to the ballsack. After it reaches the ballsack it starts to eat away at the ballsack. first the hole will eat all the hair away from the sack and then go in for the kill. When going in for the kill the hole starts starts to take the reminants of the shit and dab it on the sack. Thereford the nutrients that are left in the poop will help make the skin around the sack healthy. New pub skin is very tender and very vulnerable. As the new little dickens are growing, the hole eats away at the sack and devours all the skin until the balls physically drop from the sack. After the male cannot produce any sperm, but can fuck the bitches down at the club and wont pregnate them. Then after the balls fall out the man will want to go out for a nice cup of tea and crumpets

Dude I am so scared to poop!
Why man?
I dont want hublaphobia!
Dude oh man dude i'm scared of that shit
Yeah I know my mom got it!
What happened?!
Her dick fell off! and then died from being to fat!
She was fat?
Yeah man she ate like fuckin 40 million crumpets a day
fuckin gumby
I'm gunna go fuck a cow man
Okay peace bra

hublaphobia by Biggy Bird :) October 9, 2012

Hetraphobia

Is an actual problem, it excists unfortunately 😕 Not all LGBT+ are Hertraphobes but this is becoming a trend sadly. If you have a opinion then sadly people are labelled homophones or transphobic for having an opinion about anything related to LGBT+. There are many examples of this on the Internet where straight people can not have an opinion about something to do with that community. Freedom of speech is going down a drain hole. The word hertaphobia should be recognised as an official type of discrimination as there is plenty of it sadly and its getting worse... 😥

I am not Homaphobic, you have hetraphobia... I have a right to have a straight opinion.

Hetraphobia by SexTraffickingAwareness June 6, 2022

hallaphobia

fear of long hallways

word invented by caseoh

i dont wanna go in that hallway, its too long and i have HALLAPHOBIA

hallaphobia by asfegdbfjfj March 7, 2024

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026