Hitlaphobia

The fear of being killed by men with mustaches

I would go to the nightclub but the bouncer gives me hitlaphobia

by Totally not a nazi October 31, 2017

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Hixtaphobia

The fear of Jhope dropping his mixtape while you're either asleep, away from wifi, at work or at school. (Basically anything that keeps you away from SoundCloud LOL)

Hixtaphobia means I can't afford to sleep when there's a chance this mixtape will drop!

by ARMYthroughandthrough July 30, 2017

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Hillaphobia

Fear of Hillary Clinton

Oh, crap now I have Hillaphobia. Don't let her be president.

by Hillaphobia November 29, 2016

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When your scared of taking a massive dump. Being scared that the shit will be so large it could tear the asshole. Constantly thinking that the shit may tear the hole open so much the hole could form its own mind and take control over the hole. The hole will spread all the way under the gooch to the ballsack. After it reaches the ballsack it starts to eat away at the ballsack. first the hole will eat all the hair away from the sack and then go in for the kill. When going in for the kill the hole starts starts to take the reminants of the shit and dab it on the sack. Thereford the nutrients that are left in the poop will help make the skin around the sack healthy. New pub skin is very tender and very vulnerable. As the new little dickens are growing, the hole eats away at the sack and devours all the skin until the balls physically drop from the sack. After the male cannot produce any sperm, but can fuck the bitches down at the club and wont pregnate them. Then after the balls fall out the man will want to go out for a nice cup of tea and crumpets

Dude I am so scared to poop!
Why man?
I dont want hublaphobia!
Dude oh man dude i'm scared of that shit
Yeah I know my mom got it!
What happened?!
Her dick fell off! and then died from being to fat!
She was fat?
Yeah man she ate like fuckin 40 million crumpets a day
fuckin gumby
I'm gunna go fuck a cow man
Okay peace bra

by Biggy Bird :) October 9, 2012

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Hetraphobia

Is an actual problem, it excists unfortunately 😕 Not all LGBT+ are Hertraphobes but this is becoming a trend sadly. If you have a opinion then sadly people are labelled homophones or transphobic for having an opinion about anything related to LGBT+. There are many examples of this on the Internet where straight people can not have an opinion about something to do with that community. Freedom of speech is going down a drain hole. The word hertaphobia should be recognised as an official type of discrimination as there is plenty of it sadly and its getting worse... 😥

I am not Homaphobic, you have hetraphobia... I have a right to have a straight opinion.

by SexTraffickingAwareness June 6, 2022

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