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hahaphobia

when people start laughing at your presentation
i have hahaphobia, i think that everyone will laugh at my introduction
by zhjj December 12, 2022
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Haphephobia

An extremely rare severe fear of touching and/or being touched. It is not linked to social anxiety or phobias. Sometimes it is only the fear of touching and/or being touched by the opposite sex, sometimes it is only the same sex, and sometimes both. The reactions vary depending on how much trust the person with haphephobia has with the one he/she is touching/being touch by.
Ex. 1
Kevin: "Did you see Josh completely freak out when his girlfriend kissed him? Wtf was that about? Freak."
Dave: "Shut up. He has haphephobia. He can't help it."
Ex. 2
Some people don't like being touched, but that isn't haphephobia. Haphephobia is when people touch you and your reaction is to freeze up. Your heart beats faster and you near a panic attack. Sometimes the area touched will feel as if it's been burnt and/or start to itch. Sometimes you'll just begin to sweat, runaway, or cry. It's a serious disorder and should be taken seriously. If someone tell you not to touch them, do NOT touch them.
by Jamie-Q-All-Over November 23, 2013
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Humaphobia

The fear of Humanity

This also means you have issues because your afraid of yourself
Billy Bob has humaphobia
by Not Romanap November 29, 2016
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hehephobia

To have a fear of Michael Jackson.
Please don’t show me a picture of mj I have hehephobia.
by theitgirl February 28, 2022
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Yee-hawphobia

The fear of hicks, country boys/girls, etc.
Guy 1 “ look at that country boy.”

Guy2 “ oh no my yee-hawphobia is kicking in!!!”
by Lil Beef Patty March 5, 2019
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homaphobia

Some idiot who thinks it's fun to shame anyone in the lgbtq+ community, they may be a Trump supporter, being homophobic IS classed as bullying, if you have been homophobic, you must go apologize to the person straight away
Homaphobia-" it's just a phase "
by Https://www.jelly_carebear.com November 20, 2020
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hoohaphobia

The state of being afraid of a hoo-ha, or a vagina.
The gay boy's hoohaphobia kicked into gear. He stared at the girl and said, "I'm scared of your vagina."
by sonrisa-britt September 21, 2006
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