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hamzaphobie

when stiti hamza hit you and apeaks to you in arabic even though you don't speak arabic
p1: hey why are afraid of hamza
p2: i have hamzaphobie
hamzaphobie by tddyfuufu March 17, 2022

hairiphobia 

Being scared of loose hair. On food or in general area.
My hairiphobia kicked in when i found hair in my salad.
hairiphobia by lwerts9 October 23, 2008

halsaphobia 

A fear of HALSEY the singer
"I cant go to cohella I have halsaphobia"
halsaphobia by Kitkat19xx August 31, 2019

hahaphobia 

when people start laughing at your presentation
i have hahaphobia, i think that everyone will laugh at my introduction
hahaphobia by zhjj December 12, 2022

Haribaphobia 

The fear/phobia of the creepy-as-hell bear displayed on the packaging of Haribo Gummy Bears. This fear often only lasts until the age of 12-13, though it can sometimes be lifelong.
Mia, an Haribaphobiac, broke down crying after I put gummy bears in her locker for her birthday.

hallaphobia 

fear of long hallways

word invented by caseoh
i dont wanna go in that hallway, its too long and i have HALLAPHOBIA
hallaphobia by asfegdbfjfj March 7, 2024
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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