hublaphobia 

When your scared of taking a massive dump. Being scared that the shit will be so large it could tear the asshole. Constantly thinking that the shit may tear the hole open so much the hole could form its own mind and take control over the hole. The hole will spread all the way under the gooch to the ballsack. After it reaches the ballsack it starts to eat away at the ballsack. first the hole will eat all the hair away from the sack and then go in for the kill. When going in for the kill the hole starts starts to take the reminants of the shit and dab it on the sack. Thereford the nutrients that are left in the poop will help make the skin around the sack healthy. New pub skin is very tender and very vulnerable. As the new little dickens are growing, the hole eats away at the sack and devours all the skin until the balls physically drop from the sack. After the male cannot produce any sperm, but can fuck the bitches down at the club and wont pregnate them. Then after the balls fall out the man will want to go out for a nice cup of tea and crumpets

Dude I am so scared to poop!
Why man?
I dont want hublaphobia!
Dude oh man dude i'm scared of that shit
Yeah I know my mom got it!
What happened?!
Her dick fell off! and then died from being to fat!
She was fat?
Yeah man she ate like fuckin 40 million crumpets a day
fuckin gumby
I'm gunna go fuck a cow man
Okay peace bra

hublaphobia by Biggy Bird :) October 9, 2012

Humaphobia 

The fear of Humanity

This also means you have issues because your afraid of yourself

Billy Bob has humaphobia

Humaphobia by Not Romanap November 29, 2016

Hitlaphobia 

The fear of being killed by men with mustaches

I would go to the nightclub but the bouncer gives me hitlaphobia

Hitlaphobia by Totally not a nazi October 31, 2017

Hillaphobia 

Fear of Hillary Clinton

Oh, crap now I have Hillaphobia. Don't let her be president.

Hillaphobia by Hillaphobia November 29, 2016

Humaphobian

The fear of society's actions and the direction in which society is going.

With the political scene and political correctness today, I am really becoming a humaphobian.

Humaphobian by Arawn Buchanan May 1, 2018

Huntaphobia

Huntaphobia - the fear of being hunted down by your fears or worst enemies! Mwhahahahah!

“I feel like someone is after me...”, “Maybe you have Huntaphobia!”.

Huntaphobia by AFKbunny1 June 16, 2018

hallaphobia 

fear of long hallways

word invented by caseoh

i dont wanna go in that hallway, its too long and i have HALLAPHOBIA

hallaphobia by asfegdbfjfj March 7, 2024