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Ballaphobia

The fear of you Balls being Ticklecd ,Licked ,Cummed ,Squished and Crushed on usually it is a Phobia of 8th Grade nerds who got rejected by their Crush it is also common in people who ship 15 Year olds.
Person 1: He Can i Lick your balls
Person 2: No i have ballaphobia
Ballaphobia by Slixo December 16, 2022

Baxaphobia 

The fear that Tempa T will bax you as you go about your daily activities.
Guy1: I was walking down the street and froze stiff when I saw Tempa T.

Guy2: Oh shit man you've got baxaphobia
Baxaphobia by Necropunk January 11, 2011

Baldaphobic 

You’re against and racist towards bald people
Oh my god, she hates bald people she’s baldaphobic
Baldaphobic by NoHomoBruhhh August 3, 2018

bullaphobia

the fear of bubbles
Michelle's bullaphobia became apparent when she started to cry when a soda was given to her at dinner.

Before Michelle's daily dose of coca butter, she had a momentary bout of bullaphobia when her shampoo started to form excess bubbles.
bullaphobia by 703Apex November 5, 2009

baculaphobia 

bac·u·la·pho·bi·a

An irrational fear of contemporary actor, Scott Bacula.
Eric: "Oh no, my TiVo erased all of Quantum Leap episodes I had saved!"

John: "Quantum Leap gives me the heebe geebees. I cry uncontrollably anytime Scott Bacula is onscreen."

Eric: "You must suffer from Baculaphobia."

John: "Your mom suffers from Baculaphobia! BOOYA!"
baculaphobia by Eric Weichmann December 9, 2008

Blanaphobia 

The fear of a person with high authority. Typically seen in a place of work.

Causes high amounts of stress.
Hey Ron I heard you suffered from Blanaphobia.
Blanaphobia by Ricky Jacobs November 23, 2021

Ballsphobic 

A person scared of one part male's genitals, the balls.
We cannot have sex because of am "ballsphobic"
Ballsphobic by wrestling.debates December 23, 2021
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