the irrational fear of salsa, either hot or cold, with ingredients such as cream cheese, velveeta, tomatoes, peppers, and queso. It also applies if you think you have a salsa monster living under your bed.

"Hey, do you want some chips and dip?"
"NO! I have a bad case of salsaphobia AND a salsa monster living under my bed. Get that away from me." (while running and/or screaming)

salsaphobia by tricky tractor February 9, 2010

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Halophobia

A fear of playing Halo: Reach, or any other game in the series after a lot of consecutive loses.
Origin: Unknown
Founded By: Fatmouth7

I was playing Reach on Live last night and I lost. Now I have Halophobia.

Halophobia by fatmouth7 October 23, 2010

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Khalsaphobia

Fear of sikhs and anyone who supports them when they ask for justice for 1984 and countless other tragedies, when they protect defenceless people regardless of colour/caste and religion, when they feed the needy, when they speak the truth, fear of the dastaar/pagh/turban, fear of the very image of a Khalsa sikh and fear of any sikh that does not submit to the extremist tyrant Hindu assimilation agenda done by government backed agencies

Khalsaphobia is often shown by Indian news channels and other Indian media

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khalsaphobia

Khalsaphobia is the fear of sikhs and anyone who supports them when they ask for justice for 84 and countless other tragedies, when they protect defenseless people regardless of color/caste and religion, fear of when they feed the needy regardless of religion or color, fear of when they speak the truth, fear of the dastar/pagh/turban, fear of the very image of a Khalsa Sikh, and fear of any sikh that does not submit to the extremist tyrant Hindu assimilation agenda done by Governemnt backed organisations.

Indian media and Indian TV news channels often express Khalsaphobia

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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