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Haphephobia

An extremely rare severe fear of touching and/or being touched. It is not linked to social anxiety or phobias. Sometimes it is only the fear of touching and/or being touched by the opposite sex, sometimes it is only the same sex, and sometimes both. The reactions vary depending on how much trust the person with haphephobia has with the one he/she is touching/being touch by.
Ex. 1
Kevin: "Did you see Josh completely freak out when his girlfriend kissed him? Wtf was that about? Freak."
Dave: "Shut up. He has haphephobia. He can't help it."
Ex. 2
Some people don't like being touched, but that isn't haphephobia. Haphephobia is when people touch you and your reaction is to freeze up. Your heart beats faster and you near a panic attack. Sometimes the area touched will feel as if it's been burnt and/or start to itch. Sometimes you'll just begin to sweat, runaway, or cry. It's a serious disorder and should be taken seriously. If someone tell you not to touch them, do NOT touch them.
Haphephobia by Jamie-Q-All-Over November 23, 2013

Hoephobia 

I was going to go to the club but the hoes scare me. I think I may have hoephobia
Hoephobia by L0l1 April 17, 2016

holophobia 

The prejudice, discrimination or antagonism against holograms or other mass-free entities. A common form of holophobia is the belief that holograms are not "real"
-How did your job interview go?
-They wouldn't even let me in, because I'm not "real"
-Dude... That's some serious holophobia.
holophobia by Jessica's feet November 20, 2019

hallophobia 

The fear of walking in hallways alone.
A 5 year old usually has hallophobia.
hallophobia by Mr. DFTBA February 3, 2014

homephobia 

The fear of or prejudism against an area considered a home.
Damn, it's no wonder Peter lives in the forest - he suffers from homephobia!
homephobia by Da Urban Scribe April 30, 2008

homlephobia 

We found out John had homlephobia right after the bum tried to sell his "services" to us.
homlephobia by BRICK_DEEZY March 12, 2014
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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