halfcocked

having a dick that is half the normal size. Having a dick that is half the size of your wife/girlfriends lover's dick (Primarily in the case of a cuckold). Inadequate penis

My halfcocked husband watches me take a real dick before cleaning up the mess

by halfcocked January 21, 2007

Johnny Halfcocked

One who goes off half cocked, and drops stuff in shit. It helps if the person's name is Johnny but not necessary.

Hey!!

Johnny halfcocked just dropped that hacksaw blade in the oil sump.

by Big Clock August 6, 2009