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Hakan is the love of my life. I’ve never seen someone as perfect as him. He is the most handsome, smartest and cutest man ever. Every time he smiles my heart is blooming. I’d die for him. He is the definition of perfection.
Hakan is my soulmate.

That’s Hakan, my man.
Hakan by ya.hkn June 4, 2020
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A handsome and amazing boy. Once you meet him he will always be on your mind. Once you’ve met him, you’ll wish to keep him in your life for the rest of it, either as a friend or as a girlfriend/boyfriend. He can leave an impact on your life from doing the smallest thing. He’s smart, kind, adorable and there’s everything to love about a Hakan.
I’d spend my life with Hakan
Hakan by Jeweeeelll~ November 23, 2018

Hawkaning 

When you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time in the shower to conserve time.
Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.
Hawkaning by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2020
The rare breed of strange but respectful, diligent chinese people in mainland China. Like the jewish people in Germany. They have their own unique traditions and foods. They are usually smart and successful.
What dialect do you speak?

Hakka.

Oh.
hakka by James February 3, 2007

Cho Hakkai 

The best character from the anime/manga Saiyuki.

A rather perplexing young man. Hakkai is usually quite plesant and polite and is known for his smile, but he can be so off-putting it's hard to tell when he is serious. . . There is a chance he is the straight man, but that is open to debate. His occasionally sharp gaze strongly in contrast with his warm expressions is symbolic of his dark, closed past.
A jeep belongs to him he often drives when the group is riding. He uses chi (or life spirit) manipulation as his weapon in battle. He, like Gojyo, is 22 years old, but stands at a slightly shorter 181cm tall (approx. 5'11"). His eyes are deep green and his right is nearly blind. The cuffs he wears on his left ear are Youkai poer limiters, but they can also be appreciated as an ancient Chinese fashion statment.
Cho Hakkai by Meric September 16, 2004

Doing a Mika Hakkinen

Giving a vague and short answer to a question that was looking for more insights and a longer answer. A typical phenomenon with Finnish racing drivers.
"Brian, did you manage to get anything from the rookie driver?"
"No, he was doing a Mika Hakkinen"
"What!?"
"Yes"
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