Nice Hampants!

You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.

Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.

Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?

hampants by Doktor Agon Fly February 1, 2004

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Hampants

Noun: The phenomena that occurs in the absence of any discernible delineation between a human's belly and groin, so as to appear as if one was crotching a Christmas ham. The most significant existence of hampants witnessed to date is the groindomen of former New England Patriots/Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis. This effect is accentuated when the subject tucks his/her shirt into their pants, most commonly a polo shirt of some type.

The woman I encountered in line for the petting zoo at the State Fair had Charlie Weis-level hampants.

Hampants by BitchRiderAndTheDetroitWheels May 10, 2016

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Hamkintarian

A person that only eats hamburgers and chicken.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna make some pork?

Person 2: Nah I just went hamkintarian, I’ll take a burger tho

Hamkintarian by jrg1607 October 4, 2020

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