hamkant

Harley Hammond

Look over there, it’s hamkant!

by anonymous September 8, 2020

hamkant

Harley Hammond’s name

Look over there, it’s hamkant!

by anonymous September 8, 2020

hamkant

harley

Look! Hamkant is throwing rocks at us from the river bank..

by anonymous September 8, 2020

hamantha

The full name of ham.

bread is short for breadward, ham is short for hamantha

by GSudstememeboi December 29, 2017

hampants

a. ravel
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants

Nice Hampants!

You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.

Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.

Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?

by Doktor Agon Fly February 1, 2004

Hampants

Noun: The phenomena that occurs in the absence of any discernible delineation between a human's belly and groin, so as to appear as if one was crotching a Christmas ham. The most significant existence of hampants witnessed to date is the groindomen of former New England Patriots/Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis. This effect is accentuated when the subject tucks his/her shirt into their pants, most commonly a polo shirt of some type.

The woman I encountered in line for the petting zoo at the State Fair had Charlie Weis-level hampants.

by BitchRiderAndTheDetroitWheels May 10, 2016

Hamkintarian

A person that only eats hamburgers and chicken.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna make some pork?

Person 2: Nah I just went hamkintarian, I’ll take a burger tho

by jrg1607 October 4, 2020