Definitions by BLURPYDURRNURRRF
landonese disease
when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
landonese disease by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022
Pulling a Tylar
Becoming such a fucking incel that you collect the piss, bondage, mommy, femdom, pegging, and knife kinks like they are the goddamn infinity stones.
Tylar: i want you joooooo imm so sorry i pisssed the bed agaiinnnnn. also i spent my paycheck on onlyfans sissy pornnnn so i cant buy food this weeeekkk!
Jo: please get it together. you are 39, obese, and jobless. you practically live in the shower pulling a tylar. get out of this basement and never return.
Jo: please get it together. you are 39, obese, and jobless. you practically live in the shower pulling a tylar. get out of this basement and never return.
Pulling a Tylar by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2022
lesbiansexual
a term referring to both basement dwellers and varsity football losers who are addicted to porn involving at least 2 or more women. their view on lgbtq+ people is entirely fetish based.
Mom: Your coworker Jake gives me lesbiansexual vibes. He's always on about Riley Reid and he makes frequent trips to the bathroom.
Mom 2: Yeah you might be right. Plus, he's always asking about which one of us is on top.
Mom 2: Yeah you might be right. Plus, he's always asking about which one of us is on top.
lesbiansexual by BLURPYDURRNURRRF January 15, 2022
Krusty Patty
When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.
Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.
Joan: This is a PTA meeting.
Joan: This is a PTA meeting.
Krusty Patty by BLURPYDURRNURRRF September 20, 2020
Honky smack
Trashy white boy culture, such as weebism, incelism, extremely unrealistic and ridiculously kinky porn, or mumble rap.
Janice: Hey hon I’m home! What’re you doing?
Terry: Yeah I love rule 34 and Soundcloud you bitch ass female fuck me right now whorish cunt!!! YOU. OWE. ME. SEX.
Janice: That’s a whole load of honky smack. Fuck this I’m moving into a crackhouse.
Terry: Yeah I love rule 34 and Soundcloud you bitch ass female fuck me right now whorish cunt!!! YOU. OWE. ME. SEX.
Janice: That’s a whole load of honky smack. Fuck this I’m moving into a crackhouse.
Honky smack by BLURPYDURRNURRRF August 28, 2020
Hawkaning
Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.
Hawkaning by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2020
Annyocking
Large groups of naked people lying on their stomach and ferociously rubbing their genitals. You must breathe very ferociously and hard. What comes out must go in the ground or it ain’t proper Annyocking.
Micheal: Jesus fucking Christ dude there was this group of retards annyocking in my back yard over christmas.
Jared: Wow I was Pulling a Myles at that time!
Micheal: Safe to say dinner was ruined for the whole family.
Jared: Wow I was Pulling a Myles at that time!
Micheal: Safe to say dinner was ruined for the whole family.
Annyocking by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 30, 2019