Hawkaning

When you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time in the shower to conserve time.

Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2020