Hawkaning 

When you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time in the shower to conserve time.

Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.

Hawkaning by BLURPYDURRNURRRF February 7, 2020

hawking a loogie 

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Steven Hawkings soup eater 

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

Stephen Hawking Swirl 

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.

Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!

Stephen Hawking Swirl by Missing Waldo September 1, 2012

Hawking

The act of flying a Blackhawk helicopter whilst erratically changing altitudes and airspeeds causing difficulty for subsequent chalks to maintain any type of formation flight that would resemble that of a professional Army/Navy/Air Force Aviator.

Did you see Carl in flight lead last night? He was hawking so bad we almost got sick!

Hawking by CoCWOO July 26, 2019

Bone hawking 

When a man or a women stares at another mans package

guys1: Wtf man why you staring at my package bro?
guys2: What do you mean?
guys1: I mean your bone hawking me!

Bone hawking by Tegro May 4, 2011

Stephen Hawking 

A famous physicist a.k.a. 'The wheelchair dude who invented time'.

Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a famous physicist...
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.

Stephen Hawking by MrHankeyTheChannukaPoo May 17, 2014