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Håkan is a guy
håkan by Serenzei October 10, 2019
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Håkan is an extremely sexy and muscular scandinavian induvidual.
Håkans love to workout at the gym and usually have an enormous penis. He is a powerfull and strong person but with a soft and warm personality. Håkans is always big brain who thinks very logical and an absolute master bussines man who is a legend with the stock market and is always making some profit from it.
Håkan is such a cool gud. Håkan has a huge cock.
Håkan by Kent agent May 4, 2020
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Hakan is the love of my life. I’ve never seen someone as perfect as him. He is the most handsome, smartest and cutest man ever. Every time he smiles my heart is blooming. I’d die for him. He is the definition of perfection.
Hakan is my soulmate.

That’s Hakan, my man.
Hakan by ya.hkn June 4, 2020
A handsome and amazing boy. Once you meet him he will always be on your mind. Once you’ve met him, you’ll wish to keep him in your life for the rest of it, either as a friend or as a girlfriend/boyfriend. He can leave an impact on your life from doing the smallest thing. He’s smart, kind, adorable and there’s everything to love about a Hakan.
I’d spend my life with Hakan
Hakan by Jeweeeelll~ November 23, 2018
A person with a huge dick and very hot looking and is capable of having any girl he wants. He is Mainly European and everybody wants a piece of him. When straight males look at him they turn gay. If chicks see this guy down the street they have wet dreams for ever.
Of course he is a Hakan
Hakan by kingkong101 December 14, 2010
Hakan is the best guy ever. He will be by your side always
This guy is cool. He must be a hakan
Hakan by Recrev October 26, 2018
The name Hakan is from the Native American origin. Hakan means fire in Native American.
That guy is a Hakan
Hakan by Ha Finn January 20, 2018
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