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1. Man/woman with a weird sense of humor
2. Creepy person who damaged his brains and lungs using cocaine
3. People that work all their life trying to be a consultant footmen but ended being a money-laundering figureheads
1. Man that dude is super awkward, no one laughs at his jokes, what a Hakansson
2. My neighbor coughs all the time and has a weird facial expression, almost feel sorry for that Hakansson
3. I can't believe it, I worked like crazy for one year trying to be a consultant but everyone reject me. I feel so frustrated, if I don't do something smart soon I'll end up being a Hakansson
Hakansson by Happy Lora June 28, 2022

Håkansson 

1. Sweaty man/woman who likes to be seen only wearing underwear
2. Dude who fucked up his lungs snorting cocaine
3. Well-known rapist who just went out of prison
- You see this f*king sweaty dude coughing in his underwear? Was in prison until last weak for raping
-Such a Håkansson!
-Yeah he used to have cocaine problems also
Håkansson by Happy Lora June 28, 2022
The act of shit talking a girl to your boys and then fucking her on the dl.
Wei Jin: Holy fuck look at how ugly that chick is....
(Wei Jin proceeds to hook up with said chick)
...Later:
Thomas: Wei Jin hasn't been home in 2 days now....
Kevin: ya, this guy's def been hanssoning... it's PISSING me off
hansson by yinker November 30, 2019

Hokanson 

ahh!! im a hokanson
Hokanson by wstyuj January 7, 2009

william hansson

William hansson is a beatiful name with a small penis. He has a warm heart with no soul. He drives mopebil to school. His friends like him cause he nice to other people.
william hansson by Ville fröberg December 12, 2016
Someone that is called "Hansson" is a real legend, super strong and gets all the girls.
-Person 1 Look it's hansson he's such a legend.

-Person 2 Yeah i know I wish I was like him!
Hansson by Saners78 May 7, 2018
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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