1. Man/woman with a weird sense of humor
2. Creepy person who damaged his brains and lungs using cocaine
3. People that work all their life trying to be a consultant footmen but ended being a money-laundering figureheads
1. Man that dude is super awkward, no one laughs at his jokes, what a Hakansson
2. My neighbor coughs all the time and has a weird facial expression, almost feel sorry for that Hakansson
3. I can't believe it, I worked like crazy for one year trying to be a consultant but everyone reject me. I feel so frustrated, if I don't do something smart soon I'll end up being a Hakansson
1. Sweaty man/woman who likes to be seen only wearing underwear
2. Dude who fucked up his lungs snorting cocaine 3. Well-known rapist who just went out of prison
- You see this f*king sweaty dude coughing in his underwear? Was in prison until last weak for raping
-Such a Håkansson!
-Yeah he used to have cocaine problems also
The act of shit talking a girl to your boys and then fucking her on the dl.
Wei Jin: Holy fuck look at how ugly that chick is....
(Wei Jin proceeds to hook up with said chick)
...Later:
Thomas: Wei Jin hasn't been home in 2 days now....
Kevin: ya, this guy's def been hanssoning... it's PISSING me off
William hansson is a beatiful name with a small penis. He has a warm heart with no soul. He drives mopebil to school. His friends like him cause he nice to other people.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!