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midget hitter 

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016
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pie hitter

A special forces/operator wannabe. Often clad in the latest in "tacticool" fads and adorned in Punisher logo and moldy labia patches, pie hitters, as opposed to pipe hitters, a slang term for actual Tier 1 operators, usually lack hard discipline and physical training, and their physique reflects this. Pie hitters often break the rules of safe shooting in the attempt to master drills that, allegedly, mimic real life encounters.
1: "Hey, you see the new James Yeager video? He had his trainees jump on their guns to test their durability, but one fired and hit a guy's truck."
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"
pie hitter by pepevonkek April 21, 2017

mad hatter 

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.
mad hatter by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

Heavy Hitter

•be capable of a forceful blow; also, deliver a forceful blow.

•by extension, to have a powerful effect or impact

•have a powerful effect on someone

•An important, powerful, and/or influential individual or organization.

•The state of having power and being able to execute that power.

•those in respect of their profession, sport, or any competence hierarchy that are at the top of their game.
"Although, Mike Tyson sounds like a 12 year old girl when he speaks, don't let that sweet sounding voice fool you; that man is a heavy hitter, and will knock you out with a swift blow."

"A group of financial heavy hitters held a meeting in Dubai's Burj Al Arab Jumeirah, the most luxurious hotel on planet earth."
Heavy Hitter by Turi Bananas May 15, 2022

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
douche hatted fuck monkey by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

hair hatted houligans 

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.
1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

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hair hatted houligans by redbonegal September 15, 2013