hatter

noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter

by sandspit September 11, 2007

hatter

1. A person who wears a hat
2. Misspelling of "hater".

Bob: I have a hat so i'm a hatter
Joe: kk

Joey: fnaf is a bunch of mediocre jumpscares
FNAF Fan: UMG UR SUCHA HATTERR.

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong February 14, 2015

hatter

Someone who lives in Medicine Hat(the gas city), Alberta, Canada

are you from here?
yep I'm a hatter born and raised

by Beagher June 25, 2007

hatter

A male or female who is a supporter of the great Luton Town FC

That tasty geezer really hates Watford with a passion, he must be a Hatter.

by Shefford Hatter March 05, 2004

hatter

A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.

Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.

by Chris February 23, 2005

The Hatter

While receiving a blow job and the moment of climax you grab your partners finger and shove it in your ass!

Dick received the Hatter last night and loved it!

by The Hatter January 20, 2016

Hattered

When somebody comes up behinde you and pulles your hat over your haed and then kicks you in the nuts.

John hattered jim and Jim cried.

by Omaralcoortia June 13, 2011