451 definitions by Ereck Flowers

Empathy

Understanding someone else's anti-social predicaments.

Man 1: she's my girlfriend, but I don't speak to her.

Man 2: what do you mean?

Man 1: have some empathy.

Man 2: yeah, I'm sure she'll come around!

by Ereck Flowers April 11, 2015

empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

by Ereck Flowers December 11, 2011

engineer

Someone who makes things that do things.

Engineers are important for the infrastructure and technology of our civilization.

by Ereck Flowers September 2, 2018

enneavor

A goal you cannot accomplish despite effort to do so.

It's an enneavor to do well on this math test.

by Ereck Flowers June 25, 2016

escape and emerge

A behavior a person with an illness or addiction exhibits when she recovers.

I had escape and emerged from bipolar mania disorder. Finally.

by Ereck Flowers November 25, 2018

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.

Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

American Revolution

A situation where the American colonies go so fed up with the stuff Britain tried to impose on them that they rebelled and won independence.

Thank God for the American Revolution. Makes me glad to be an American.

by Ereck Flowers September 10, 2018