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Hairyballs McCumsontits
An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.
Hairyballs McCumsontits by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
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Hairball
A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.
Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!
Hairball by Hairball26 July 26, 2019
Hairball
adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.
Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)
Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)
1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!
2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.
3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?
2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.
3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?
Hairball by Johnny Toxin December 31, 2007
hairball analysis
hairball analysis by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019
Wookie Hairball
Sometimes referenced as the "Bukkake Hairball".
Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.
Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.
When the bukkake had commenced, Jill hacked up a mean wookie hairball after the football team shoved their shaved pubes down her throat.
When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.
When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.
Wookie Hairball by MyExWife February 24, 2010
my hairy balls
i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls
my hairy balls by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005
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