when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling
with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds
these great little insects that live in your pubic hairs. THeyr'e really great and I like them a lot.
Hey Steve, do you want to see my crabs?
hiding place for all my money
man, my rectum is so full of all my money, i have so much money i'm goin to have to get another rectum to put it all in. hey baby, coem here and let me put my money in your rectum!
they are my balls, and they are hairy
i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls
Buy a
my hairy balls
mug!
a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.
look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!
oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!
any inflammation of the urethra, usually do to some sort of infection, often by an STD.
it hurts when i pee due to my urethritis.
a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools
penguins in scrums are fun to watch
the team's scrum helped them score
i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff