hairlisp 

The natural affectation of one's pronunciation due to a healed over hairlip. See Damien Lewis.

Dude, are you gay?

No, I have a hairlisp, asshole.

hairlisp by JK Dickhead November 18, 2018

IM Hairlip 

When one constantly incorrectly spells words when communicating through an instant messenger.

Person 1: You sould go to teh paryt tonight.

Person 2: Well, I would if I didn't have to decipher your goddamn IM Hairlip.

IM Hairlip by poopface95 December 26, 2005

Tennessee Hairlip 

Wen you wipe the stank and moisture that has gathered in the nether region (gooch) on to the middle finger and proceeds to slide the finger across the upper lip declaring a tennese hairlip

Chez prefers a "Tennessee Hairlip" compared to a dirty sanchez because he prefers both sections of the male buffet

Tennessee Hairlip by TheHnic419 February 26, 2011

Hairlip Vagina 

The vagina of a very loose woman that has become slightly twisted from overuse

That sick bitch has a hairlip vagina.

Hairlip Vagina by the vagina master January 22, 2009

hairlip 

A bitch or nigga WHO Has a snaggle tooth that looks like she bit into an electric cord and then bit into hard crab leg following a curbie that fell onto upside down ski pole then flossed with barbed wire

Our bartender has a hairlip (caseys bar parkville md.)

hairlip by casey comics April 18, 2014

double hairlip 

A person with not only one hairlip, but two.

Uncle Galoosha has a wicked double hairlip.

double hairlip by Bclone March 12, 2007

Hairlip motherfucker 

When someone is a hairlip and also a motherfucker too.

Can’t you do anything right you hairlip motherfucker

Hairlip motherfucker by Siamese salamander June 4, 2025