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hairlisp 

The natural affectation of one's pronunciation due to a healed over hairlip. See Damien Lewis.
Dude, are you gay?

No, I have a hairlisp, asshole.
hairlisp by JK Dickhead November 18, 2018
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IM Hairlip 

When one constantly incorrectly spells words when communicating through an instant messenger.
Person 1: You sould go to teh paryt tonight.

Person 2: Well, I would if I didn't have to decipher your goddamn IM Hairlip.
IM Hairlip by poopface95 December 26, 2005

Tennessee Hairlip 

Wen you wipe the stank and moisture that has gathered in the nether region (gooch) on to the middle finger and proceeds to slide the finger across the upper lip declaring a tennese hairlip
Chez prefers a "Tennessee Hairlip" compared to a dirty sanchez because he prefers both sections of the male buffet
Tennessee Hairlip by TheHnic419 February 26, 2011

Hairlip Vagina 

The vagina of a very loose woman that has become slightly twisted from overuse
Hairlip Vagina by the vagina master January 22, 2009
A bitch or nigga WHO Has a snaggle tooth that looks like she bit into an electric cord and then bit into hard crab leg following a curbie that fell onto upside down ski pole then flossed with barbed wire
Our bartender has a hairlip (caseys bar parkville md.)
hairlip by casey comics April 18, 2014

double hairlip 

A person with not only one hairlip, but two.
Uncle Galoosha has a wicked double hairlip.
double hairlip by Bclone March 12, 2007

Hairlip motherfucker 

When someone is a hairlip and also a motherfucker too.
Can’t you do anything right you hairlip motherfucker
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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